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Obligatory Sentiments.
All 30 cards/Don’t Make It a Thing
Front cover · sketch only
Opened interior · left blank, joke on the right
Back cover · matching doodle, footer and SKU

The Blunt Statement · OS-025

Don’t Make It a Thing

A sincere congratulations with one modest request for everyone involved.

$5.50 USDproposed, unvalidated · before shipping and tax
Inside right · exact copy

I'm happy for you. Please don't turn it into a whole fucking thing.

Inside left is blank. There is room below the joke for a personal message.
OccasionCongratulations · New job · Graduation
LanguageContains profanity
Card familyThe Blunt Statement
Proposed formatFolded 5 × 7 in proposed · envelope inclusion subject to confirmation

Digital review mockup; not print-ready. The proposed folded 5 × 7-inch format and envelope inclusion are subject to supplier confirmation. Materials, printing, packaging and shipping are unconfirmed.

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Design record

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SKU
OS-025
Front cover text
No headline or joke; sketch-only cover
Front sketch
A drooping balloon labeled meh.
Inside left
Blank
Inside right
I'm happy for you. Please don't turn it into a whole fucking thing.
Blank interior status
Inside left is blank; inside right carries the original joke near the top, with generous writing space below.
Proposed folded size
5 × 7 in · Proposed; subject to supplier confirmation
Envelope
Proposed inclusion; subject to supplier confirmation
Back cover
Obligatory Sentiments · “Celebration subject to reasonable limits.” · OS-025. The bottom-right production-information area is blank pending printer confirmation.
Print specifications
Pending printer selection
Artwork status
Digital review mockup; not print-ready